Movie Review: Miami Vice 
Sunday, July 30, 2006, 06:03 PM - Review
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha you go do? Imagine a slow 2 hour version of Cops, with sex scenes and you got the movie Miami Vice. Cool action sequences (especially the realistic shooting melee at the end), but pointless plot and lackluster acting made this movie a snooze.

Overall 2 of 5

Reviews: RottenTomatoes, MetaCritic.com

Listening to: How To Succeed in Evil


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TV Review: Hustle 
Monday, July 24, 2006, 10:35 AM - Review
Like NBC's cancelled Heist, Hustle has good acting, good story lines and nicely executed editing and directing. Some of the plot lines may be cliche, but the ending is always a surprise.

Overall: 4.5 of 5

Reviews: Metacritic

Listening to: The HotSpot


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Movie Review: A Scanner Darkly 
Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 08:17 PM - Review


This is science fiction? A Scanner Darkly reminded me of independent art house movies like Fargo, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, et. al. The animated look made the movie better, and the acting was decent (yes, Keanu Reeves acted decently), but you need to see this movie more than once to understand the storyline.

Overall: 3.5 of 5

Review: RottenTomatoes, Sci Fi Weekly

Listening to: Engines of Our Ingenuity


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Movie Review: Ultimate Avengers: The Movie 
Monday, July 17, 2006, 08:05 PM - Review


Ultimate Avengers: The Movie is a decent background story to the Ultimate comic book version of The Avengers. It doesn't have the animation of Batman: The Animated Series or Superman, but it beats He-Man or ThunderCats, and equals G.I. Joe: The Movie. Voice-overs are decent, the storyline works and the action sequences are very good.

Overall: 2.5 of 5

Reviews: RottenTomatoes, NewsARama.com, ComminSoon.net

Watching: The Power of Nightmares


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Movie Review: Superman Returns 
Friday, July 14, 2006, 08:03 PM - Review


You already believe a man can fly ... and become human ... but you haven't seen him disappear.

Superman Returns shows all that and more. It's an amazing sequel to the first two Superman movies (yes, I know there are more than two movies, but the other 2 don't count), especially Brandon Routh who has an uncanny resemblance to Christopher Reeve, both in acting and voice.

As usual for this year's blockbuster movies, the special effects are amazing (you can't tell the cgi from the actual reality!), and unlike another movies this year, the plot and acting are pretty good, too.

Overall: 4.5 of 5

Reviews: RottenTomatoes, IGN, Rolling Stone

Watching: Blade: The Series


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TV Review: Blade: The Series 
Thursday, July 13, 2006, 07:37 PM - Review
Blade: The Series is cliche riden and low-budget with lots of action, decent plots, but sub-par acting.

Only watch if you're a Blade fan.

Overall: 1.5 of 5

Reviews: Slice of SciFi, IGN, Metacritic

Watching: Hustle


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Movie Review: District B13 
Saturday, July 1, 2006, 11:24 AM - Review
So, Like, there's this really cool fad called Parkour (a.k.a free running), right? And like this trailer for this French movie called District 13 (Banlieue 13) is like all jumping and martial arts, right? And, like, even though it's in French and has sub-titles, it still better than most of the American action movies released this summer!

Jackie Chan would like this movie, as it's the style of stunts he does.

Reviews: RottenTomatoes

Parkour sites: Open Directory listing, Google search, Toronto's Parkour Network

Watching: Hustle


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Review: X-Men: The Last Stand 
Saturday, May 27, 2006, 06:32 PM - Review
They say the third time is the charm ... Boy, were they ever wrong, based on the third X-Men movie, X-Men: The Last Stand.

Pretty good action sequences (other than jerky jumping and flying stunts), special effects that mesh perfectly with the live props, and a decent storyline, unfortunately, don't offset the lack of emotion and lackluster directing/editing.

Worth it for X-Man and comic book fans. For everyone else, wait for the DVD and rent it.

At least they won't be making a 4th movie. Hopefully ...



Overall: 3.5 of 5

Reviews: RottenTomatoes, Rolling Stone

Watching: The Electric Playground


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Movie Review: Poseidon 
Saturday, May 13, 2006, 06:14 PM - Review
Oh the humanity! (ok, it's an old cliche :)

No, I'm not talking about the story - I'm talking about the Poseidon movie itself!

Like the other blockbuster movies this year so far, the action sequences and special effects are amazing (especially the opening title sequence (Yes, for those who have watched the movie, that whole "around the ship" sequence is computer generated!)). But the acting and plot are easily forgotten. Had they spent 1/10th of the CGI budget on the script and actors, the movie would have been better.

Overall: 2 of 5 (split between action and CGI)

Reviews: RottenTomatoes

Watching: MutantX


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Movie review: Mission: Impossible 3 
Friday, May 12, 2006, 08:23 PM - Review
Yet another Tom Cruise movie. Mission: Impossible 3 has lots of action and special effects and Cruise. It also has lots of lame acting and silly dialogue. And definately no plot.

And Katie Holmes, though she's not listed in the credits. What? That's not Katie Holmes? Sure looks like her ...

Overall: 2.5 of 5 (2 for the action sequences)

Reviews: JoBlo, RottenTomatoes

Watching: Starsky and Hutch


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